www.dilbert.com By Scott Adams Dilbert invents a device that makes him invisible to everything except sarcasm. Dogbert solves all your computer problems. In Dilbert's Invention, Dilbert says, My new invention screens out all unpleasant sights. Try it. Well, what do you think? Dogbert says, Who said that? Dilbert says, The hand that used to feed you. In Dogbert's Tech Support, Guy says, 'Hello, I...' Dogbert says, 'Shut up and reboot!' Guy says, 'Hey... it worked!' Dogbert says, 'Shut up and hang up! My average call time is improving.'
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@RPCJerkobi no its 42
i though Dogbert would say, "I can't see anything."
Dogbert : Shut up and reboot!! Man in the telephone : Hey, it work! Dogbert : Shut up and hangout!, my average call time is IMPROVING.. LOL!!!
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@blackmage124 i should call in one day with a very complicated problem that i know my computer does not even have. one day when im high
ah so thats how i fix my computar
I invented electricity so technically the Internet belongs to me.
@Paxmax fair enough
@EphraimRodrigez those 8% gets a problem solution that uses a sledgehammer
and what if my computer dosn´t boot anymore ???
yeah, that TECH tip covers about 92% of problems with PC's.
@toadking07 I agree good sir
Dogberts tech suport is full of win
I want Dilbert's invention
He should take the ID10T test
@ Mech1000 Shut up and hang up.
i love that one in the comic strip
Heeeyyy its working~
lol thats what i asked myself too
the techsupport part is awesome
Hello, it sounds like you're suffering from an ID10T error...helpdesk...yeah....
XD yeah
why is dogbert black?
Why is this a responce to Coldplay? Lol that makes perfect sense.....
I used to hate dilbert with a passion. This is highly amusing.